Friday, October 21, 2005

“JQP’s First Annual Tattoo Contest”

After careful consideration the long awaited results of “JQP’s First Annual Tattoo Contest” are in. As chosen by you the reader. I would like to say that in my book your all winners (no, really, I am writing a book and your all winners in it) but only a select few can be named the best of the best. The results are as follows:


Readers Ink Grand Prize Winner:
Dobbs tat
Dobbs, my Head Resource Librarian, you the man… Your tat hit a cord with the readers of this blog. See I told you shaving your back would help get you votes. Truly, where ever this man goes it is “Where the Wild Things are”.

1st Runner-Up
sarathena_foot
Sara, my husky voiced Sweet Heart of the Yeshiva, your ink and skills in the pedicure-arts set a high standard for the Birkenstock crowd. And you get extra credit for your bare knuckle union hall politics.


Found Art Grand Prize Winner:
Tat
Both of these awards go to Dusty, a former Exotic Dancer and member of the Baseball Hall of Fame. After careful market research and taste testing, she was able to put her finger on the pulse of what it is you the reader want to see in the way of ink on others and/or soft core porn.

1st Runner-Up
tatoo mom

To those of you who submitted (April Flower and CPF) but did not see yours posted, sorry… I subcontracted my IT Dept. out to a provider in India, these things happen, there is always next year.

JQP