Yes, I am in my late 30's

Case in point:

Last night I got home from the bar and found that my priorities changed since my 20's . I was greeted by my pretty and sexy wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. She said "You man-beast!..."Tie me up," ... "and you can do anything you want." So, I tied her up ordered a pizza and watched the History Channel.

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