I'll take mine well done, thank-you

More News at the Top of the Hour:
Dear readers, I know that many of you have been waiting with bated breath for the JQP Birthday Party Re-cap and Extravaganza.

Sadly, there is nothing of note to report. I went home right after work and spent the night reading my Bible and watching movies on Lifetime with my wife. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

I don’t have a lot of time to write today I have a early morning meeting across town and many reports to due, but with any luck I will be able to ponder mans role in the universe a bit later on today. As always I wish you all the best.

Looking and feeling my best, I remain:

JQP esq.