The first human wave attack is over, so I have time to write now:
Thought of the Day:
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin
US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790)
The Events of the Day:
Well, children of all ages, as you know the party event of the season “Mrs. JQP’s Annual Surprise Birthday Party is tomorrow and I still have so very much to do. I don’t know that she will be getting as wild as she has in the past, which is in a odd way, something good. The money I had set aside for bail could be used or other projects around the house.
Today, I am in meeting all f’ing day. Such is the joy of life on the road, they save stuff up for you. I had wanted to sneak out early, but no joy there.
We have a wedding we should go to tonight, but my love says she isn’t feeling a 100% so we’ll have to see. Shame, because I like the ppl. getting married. I have a list of things I need to pick up tonight for some projects I need to get done before next week.
A Cold Rain Fell:
Yesterday, was the shits, my truck broke down early in the morning. About two hours from home, nothing like walking along the road in a strange land in the rain with a bad leg. Shits and giggle all the way around. By about 2:00 it was fixed and I was back on the road. It pissed me off having to cancel my training, but probably not as much as it pissed off the people who had signed up for it. Shit city, children, shit city. So, there was a much needs 300.00 shot in the ass…but it sure beats walking.
The night before, Pastor Bob and I went out and got drunk at a little known Mexican Bar…my god, even to this day and time there is still a Mariachi band playing in my stomach. . So, truth be known my hangover didn’t help matters much.
When I got home, I mulched the beds, went and rented some movies, got a shower and when my sweet and pretty wife got home (might I add, in a psycho-kind-of-mood) ordered pizza. Sine I am going under the knife I couldn’t take anything for my leg, which by that time was about twice has large as it should be (why cant that happen to the part of the body you want it to).
Well, the sirens or going now, and the officials are telling us to head to the shelters, so for now, I wish you a good day and a wonderful weekend.
Joke for the Day:
The high school coaches in Boise, Idaho went to a coach's retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.
The first coach sleeps with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I watched him all night."
The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player-looking type of man's man. Next morning, he comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning."
They can't believe it! They say, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He watched me all night long."
Your Bill for the Day:
"Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
Was ever woman in this humour won?"
--From King Richard III (I, ii, 227-228)
Quote of the Day:
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Friedrich Nietzsche
German philosopher (1844 - 1900)
I remain, steadfastly refusing to proof read, or piss in any cups:
JQP esq.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin
US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790)
The Events of the Day:
Well, children of all ages, as you know the party event of the season “Mrs. JQP’s Annual Surprise Birthday Party is tomorrow and I still have so very much to do. I don’t know that she will be getting as wild as she has in the past, which is in a odd way, something good. The money I had set aside for bail could be used or other projects around the house.
Today, I am in meeting all f’ing day. Such is the joy of life on the road, they save stuff up for you. I had wanted to sneak out early, but no joy there.
We have a wedding we should go to tonight, but my love says she isn’t feeling a 100% so we’ll have to see. Shame, because I like the ppl. getting married. I have a list of things I need to pick up tonight for some projects I need to get done before next week.
A Cold Rain Fell:
Yesterday, was the shits, my truck broke down early in the morning. About two hours from home, nothing like walking along the road in a strange land in the rain with a bad leg. Shits and giggle all the way around. By about 2:00 it was fixed and I was back on the road. It pissed me off having to cancel my training, but probably not as much as it pissed off the people who had signed up for it. Shit city, children, shit city. So, there was a much needs 300.00 shot in the ass…but it sure beats walking.
The night before, Pastor Bob and I went out and got drunk at a little known Mexican Bar…my god, even to this day and time there is still a Mariachi band playing in my stomach. . So, truth be known my hangover didn’t help matters much.
When I got home, I mulched the beds, went and rented some movies, got a shower and when my sweet and pretty wife got home (might I add, in a psycho-kind-of-mood) ordered pizza. Sine I am going under the knife I couldn’t take anything for my leg, which by that time was about twice has large as it should be (why cant that happen to the part of the body you want it to).
Well, the sirens or going now, and the officials are telling us to head to the shelters, so for now, I wish you a good day and a wonderful weekend.
Joke for the Day:
The high school coaches in Boise, Idaho went to a coach's retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.
The first coach sleeps with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I watched him all night."
The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player-looking type of man's man. Next morning, he comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning."
They can't believe it! They say, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He watched me all night long."
Your Bill for the Day:
"Was ever woman in this humour woo'd?
Was ever woman in this humour won?"
--From King Richard III (I, ii, 227-228)
Quote of the Day:
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Friedrich Nietzsche
German philosopher (1844 - 1900)
I remain, steadfastly refusing to proof read, or piss in any cups:
JQP esq.
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 2:20 AM
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