I would rather have my balls ripped off by a Monkey:

Chimpanzee Attack:

On Friday, authorities continued to investigate how two chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and mauled St. James Davis, 62. They were shot to death during Thursday's attack by the son-in-law of the sanctuary's owners, Virginia and Ralph Brauer.

Davis, 62, and his wife, LaDonna Davis, 64, were visiting the sanctuary to celebrate the birthday of a 39-year-old chimpanzee, Moe, who was taken from their home in 1999 after biting off part of a woman's finger.

The couple had brought Moe a cake and were standing outside his cage when the two young male chimps, Ollie and Buddy, attacked the man.

The chimps chewed off most of Davis' face, tore off his foot and attacked his limbs and toe of his genitals. Davis was transported to Loma Linda University Medical Center, where he had surgery late Thursday night.

ok, mother-fucker, you balls ripped of by monkeys? shit and I thought I had a bad week..

(and in other news)

U.S. says coalition forces fired on car carrying Italian hostage in Iraq:

U.S.-led coalition forces fired on a car carrying a freed Italian hostage as it approached a checkpoint in Baghdad Friday, wounding the former captive and killing another person in her car, a U.S. military spokesman said.

Damn….