thigh-high leather boots with 4 inch heals and a g-string, sometimes its best not to bring your parents to school:

(I am feeling pretty today)

Hedge your bets:
I am currently, still sober, yes still on the wagon. However it has come to my attention that a few of you have voiced some concern that I might not be able to stand up to temptation during this period of Lentil observance.

As a result, I am taking bets as to if I will be able to make it. That’s right your chance to win numerous wonderful prizes. Pick a day that you think I will fall, or if you have faith in my rock like will. Think of a 50/50 raffle.

Mrs. JQP:
Decided she was giving up saying NO! to my frequent amorous advances for Lent. God speed, my flower. I know all you readers of PTOAPM, wish her success in meeting her Lentil obligations. Sorry about your luck CPF. However the down side is that I reminded that I am not 18 anymore. That and sometimes I just want to be told that I am pretty and be held.

My reading over the past two Weeks:
“When Hell Froze Over” Halliday, takes a look at the US troops sent to Russia to fight against the Bolsheviks after WWI, something they did teach us in history class.

“Caesar against the Celts” Jimenez, I have found the parallels between the Roman Empire and today quite enlightening.

“Angels Flight” Connelly, Chewing gum for the mind, even I like to loose myself in a crime novel every now and again.

My days:
On the road come to an end, has of Monday I am back to riding a desk. I for one am glad to have had the experience of seeing the wonders of our humble state, meeting countless good and kind people and eating numerous breaded pork tenderloins, slices of pie washed down with cups of coffee in 89 of the 92 counties of Indiana.

Your Drinks for the Week:
(These are reruns, since I and my crack team of serial liver abusers, have not been able to taste test any new drinks)

Panty-Jam Drink Recipe
Drink Ingredients:
1 oz. Orange Juice
2 oz. Lemon Juice
2 oz. 151 Rum
1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
2 Powdered Sugar
1/4 oz. Banana Liqueur
1/2 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
1/2 oz. Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps

Instruction:
blend ingredients with crushed ice until smooth and pour into parfait glass, garnish with mint sprig and a maraschino cherry

Abe Froman Drink Recipe
Drink Ingredients:
3 oz. Vodka
3 oz. Grenadine
9 oz. Lemonade

Instruction:
Add vodka to rack glass. Then add desired lemonade. Top off with grenadine syrup for red appearance and berry flavor. Enjoy!

Have a wonderful weekend dear reader, carry on for me doing what I can not do for myself ie: get a hickey or get so drunk you pee on yourself or someone close to you:

JQP