Black Eyed Pee:

Going with my Music theme:
Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas claimed she didn't piss herself at this San Diego Street Scene Show concert, and that the huge wet spot in the middle of her crotch was just sweat. She would have gotten more points in my book if she would of said "Hell Yes, I pissed myself, its the new cool thing". Lets see someone try to market that.

JQP