By Request: No-Love-Christmas Drink Recipe:

Mix:
One and one half shots of Old Granddad
One and one half shots of the cheapest Tequila in the place
One and one half shots of Capt. Morgan’s Spiced Rum

Then:
Chilled and shaken, served to only those deserving.



Individual dosage may vary, consult a physician before operating heavy equipment and like “Brill Cream, a little dab will do you”.

JQP