One of those stupid lists, with a few changes ala JQP:
100 questions for Free Thinkers and Criminal Deviates:
If you like myself are tired of those run of the mill, getting to know you, forwarded, self indulgent e-mails, give this one a try. The questions were painstakingly researched by my staff of trained monkeys and ex-nuns, to be sure to bring out for all to see the real you.
1) Your Full Name and/or recent aliases:
2) Your place of birth if known:
3) Your mothers maiden name if known:
4) Your favorite pets name:
5) The last 4 of your social security number (US only):
6) Your birthday and/or wedding anniversary if applicable:
7) Ok, those were warm-ups in an effort to get your secret passwords.
8) Name and age of the first girl you kissed:
9) Name of the first boy you kissed:
10) Name, phone and address of the easiest girl you know, you the one who is into all the kinky things:
11) Cheesy one, you favorite color and why in three words or less:
12) Last crime you commented but were not charged with:
13) Last crime you were charged with:
14) Last time you had sex:
15) Favorite sexual position:
16) Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about the person who forwarded you this? If so briefly give details:
17) Have you every committed a sex act that is againt the law:
18) Ford, Dodge or Chevy:
19) John Deere or Massy Ferguson:
20) Type of firearm you own:
21) Do you carry a knife:
22) Do you change your underwear daily (for those that wear them):
23) Do you bathe daily?
24) Do you look in the toilet after you have gone poop?
25) Which hand do you wipe your ass with?
26) When you the last time you masturbated?
27) What was the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
28) Do you shave your pubic hair?
29) Sex while having a period?
30) Anal sex?
31) Swallow or spit?
32) Can urine be sexy?
33) What kind of underwear are you wearing today?
34) Last time you looked at porn?
35) Last time you had a sexual thought, and who did it involve?
36) Last time you had your oil changed?
37) Last time you went to church?
38) Last sin you committed, that made you think you should get your ass to church?
39) One thing about you, that people would shit if they knew:
40) How old were you when you first had sex?
41) When was the last time you pee’ed your pants?
42) First names of the last four people you have had sex with (if you have not had sex with more than four people, quit filling this out, your boring us to death)?
43) Type of work you do?
44) Ball-park, the amount of money you make doing said work?
45) Have you ever wished you could visit the wonderland that is Indiana?
46) Republican or Democrat?
47) Three word others would use to describe you:
48) Three words ex-lovers would use to describe you?
49) Three words, you wish people would use to describe you:
50) Can you remember your last three addresses?
51) Favorte type of music?
52) Favorte composer/group?
53) Do you dance?
54) How old were you the last time you got into a fight?
55) Have you ever been in the military?
56) Do you have any Irish in you?
57) Would you like some?
58) Do you currently play any sports?
59) Did you play any sports in school/college?
60) Have you met you insurance deductible yet this year?
61) Do you enjoy large parties or small groups?
62) Do you exhibit high risk behavior?
63) Have you ever had someone try to kill you?
64) Have you ever tried to kill someone?
65) Name of your 1st grade teacher?
66) Name you the last person to break your heart?
67) Do you use tobacco?
68) If so what type and how often?
69) Do you hate?
70) If so who and/or what?
71) What was the last lie you told?
72) Who did you tell it to?
73) Have you ever had sex with a stranger?
74) Did they offer you candy first?
75) Size or Width?
76) Circumcisions, yes or no?
77) Bush family, war criminals or heroes?
78) Main stream religion that best describes you?
79) You favorite author?
80) Last book you read:
81) Last time you wet the bed?
82) Car crash, house fire, hurricane, tornado?
83) Amount of money you have in you account right now:
84) Have you ever cheated on some one?
85) Were you cool or a nerd in high school?
86) Lots of friends or a few very close friends?
87) Do you/have you used drugs? If so what?
88) Stupidest thing you ever did?
89) One thing about you that your family loves to tell people about?
90) Last time you had any dental work done?
91) What did you eat for your most recent meal?
92) What is your ideal meal?
93) If you could be anyone who would you be?
94) If you could have no-holds-bared sex with anyone who would it be?
95) Last time you were drunk?
96) If a stranger had a bugger in their nose, would you tell them?
97) Have you ever stolen anything?
98) Do you have a nickname for your genitals?
99) What is your favorite movie?
100) Total number of people you have had sex with?
101) How much of this happy horse shit, have you told the truth about?
If you like myself are tired of those run of the mill, getting to know you, forwarded, self indulgent e-mails, give this one a try. The questions were painstakingly researched by my staff of trained monkeys and ex-nuns, to be sure to bring out for all to see the real you.
1) Your Full Name and/or recent aliases:
2) Your place of birth if known:
3) Your mothers maiden name if known:
4) Your favorite pets name:
5) The last 4 of your social security number (US only):
6) Your birthday and/or wedding anniversary if applicable:
7) Ok, those were warm-ups in an effort to get your secret passwords.
8) Name and age of the first girl you kissed:
9) Name of the first boy you kissed:
10) Name, phone and address of the easiest girl you know, you the one who is into all the kinky things:
11) Cheesy one, you favorite color and why in three words or less:
12) Last crime you commented but were not charged with:
13) Last crime you were charged with:
14) Last time you had sex:
15) Favorite sexual position:
16) Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about the person who forwarded you this? If so briefly give details:
17) Have you every committed a sex act that is againt the law:
18) Ford, Dodge or Chevy:
19) John Deere or Massy Ferguson:
20) Type of firearm you own:
21) Do you carry a knife:
22) Do you change your underwear daily (for those that wear them):
23) Do you bathe daily?
24) Do you look in the toilet after you have gone poop?
25) Which hand do you wipe your ass with?
26) When you the last time you masturbated?
27) What was the kinkiest thing you have ever done?
28) Do you shave your pubic hair?
29) Sex while having a period?
30) Anal sex?
31) Swallow or spit?
32) Can urine be sexy?
33) What kind of underwear are you wearing today?
34) Last time you looked at porn?
35) Last time you had a sexual thought, and who did it involve?
36) Last time you had your oil changed?
37) Last time you went to church?
38) Last sin you committed, that made you think you should get your ass to church?
39) One thing about you, that people would shit if they knew:
40) How old were you when you first had sex?
41) When was the last time you pee’ed your pants?
42) First names of the last four people you have had sex with (if you have not had sex with more than four people, quit filling this out, your boring us to death)?
43) Type of work you do?
44) Ball-park, the amount of money you make doing said work?
45) Have you ever wished you could visit the wonderland that is Indiana?
46) Republican or Democrat?
47) Three word others would use to describe you:
48) Three words ex-lovers would use to describe you?
49) Three words, you wish people would use to describe you:
50) Can you remember your last three addresses?
51) Favorte type of music?
52) Favorte composer/group?
53) Do you dance?
54) How old were you the last time you got into a fight?
55) Have you ever been in the military?
56) Do you have any Irish in you?
57) Would you like some?
58) Do you currently play any sports?
59) Did you play any sports in school/college?
60) Have you met you insurance deductible yet this year?
61) Do you enjoy large parties or small groups?
62) Do you exhibit high risk behavior?
63) Have you ever had someone try to kill you?
64) Have you ever tried to kill someone?
65) Name of your 1st grade teacher?
66) Name you the last person to break your heart?
67) Do you use tobacco?
68) If so what type and how often?
69) Do you hate?
70) If so who and/or what?
71) What was the last lie you told?
72) Who did you tell it to?
73) Have you ever had sex with a stranger?
74) Did they offer you candy first?
75) Size or Width?
76) Circumcisions, yes or no?
77) Bush family, war criminals or heroes?
78) Main stream religion that best describes you?
79) You favorite author?
80) Last book you read:
81) Last time you wet the bed?
82) Car crash, house fire, hurricane, tornado?
83) Amount of money you have in you account right now:
84) Have you ever cheated on some one?
85) Were you cool or a nerd in high school?
86) Lots of friends or a few very close friends?
87) Do you/have you used drugs? If so what?
88) Stupidest thing you ever did?
89) One thing about you that your family loves to tell people about?
90) Last time you had any dental work done?
91) What did you eat for your most recent meal?
92) What is your ideal meal?
93) If you could be anyone who would you be?
94) If you could have no-holds-bared sex with anyone who would it be?
95) Last time you were drunk?
96) If a stranger had a bugger in their nose, would you tell them?
97) Have you ever stolen anything?
98) Do you have a nickname for your genitals?
99) What is your favorite movie?
100) Total number of people you have had sex with?
101) How much of this happy horse shit, have you told the truth about?
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 10:01 AM
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