An Urgent Public Safety Announcement:
I don’t normally do this to but this was forwarded to me by my long lost step-brother (he’s the redheaded stepchild at all the family picnics), Dobbs. I thought that the warning was timely and urgent, for your own protection and the protection of those you love please forward this to everyone you know.
(This photo is taken during an FBI undercover sting operation focused on S&M type homosexual activities being performed on pages in the restrooms of the Capital building, notice the beady little eyes, that have been said to dart, and the short stubby fingers. Ladies and Gentleman, this is the face of the enemy. If you encounter him or any members of his “gang” do not approach them, immediately contact local law enforcement with your information. He and those traveling with him, have been known to resort to violence with no provocation.)
Dobbs writes: This was forwarded to me by a friend, Joan, who works at the stationary shop in Hillsdale Mall, San Mateo, California. Joan doesn't know if it's true or not but, I'm passing it along to you. Wemight see this on the CNN tomorrow... as totally true or a hoax but...YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. "Joan just told me that her friend, Alice, (who also works at theHillsdale Mall in San Mateo, California) said that she heard a kitten crying loudly on her porch TWO nights before last. She said the kitten sounded hungry and scared, and she thought it was WEIRD. She was going to check on it, but then she decided to call the police. Glad she did because the police told her "whatever you do, do NOT open the front door." Alice then told Joan that the kitten's cries had gotten fainter, and she was worried that it would wander to the busy street and get run over, possibly by a car! So she called the police again and they said, "we sent someone to your house. but PLEASE do not open the door." He told her, "it's a PLOY. if you open the door YOU WILL DIE."
Apparently the police says that Karl Rove has a kitten's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone left a kitten outside. When a woman goes outside to check, she is murdered in a manner so vile, then her body defiled so ghoulishly, it defies description! THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED TWICE. In Toledo and Mt.Pleasant. It has not been verified, but the police say that Rove then drives around in black sedan with other staff members, with the women tied upin the trunk. The cars lights ARE NOT ON. This is ON PURPOSE. The first person who 'flashes' them or honks their horn at them – has to be followed by the newest staff member in their car – who has to shoot them dead!
When someone is shot, a pair of shoes, laced together, are thrown over a powerline to mark the place of death! IF THE SHOES ARE LOAFERS, THEY ARE INCINERATED ON THE SPOT AND THEASHES ARE FED TO GEESE WHO ARE THEN EATEN AND DEVOURED BY THE GANG. Apparently for Rove, these initiation tasks must be carried out by newstaff members in order to be admitted into "Rove's gang." Hospital staff who have seen the victims say that they all had their feet chopped off, taken as proof of the kill and presented to Rove back at their fort. (this could explain why you see more women than usual who are missing feet - ALTHOUGH MANY ARE TOO ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT)
Sometimes Rove's black car would pull up to a light, and if you stop next to them, they will roll down the window and throw a towel soaked in fuel that has been wrapped in aluminum. A fire cracker is attached to the foil. when the firecracker goes off, the rag catches fire, the foil explodes - causing mayhem in your car! Rove calls this ROVEBALL,and it's caused a half dozen deaths in the midwest. KEEP YOUR WINDOWS ROLLED UP, EVEN IN THE SUMMER.
Also, my friend Mary was getting some gas and when she tried to go back to her car the man working at thegas station starting yelling at her and saying she did not pay! When she went back in to argue, the man told her he just wanted to get herback in because he saw a strange man crawling into the backseat of hercar. That strange man was Karl Rove. The attendant locked all the doors and called the cops.WITNESSES SAY THERE WERE DEEP SCRATCHES ON THE CAR DOOR THAT MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BY A HOOK. WAIT: it gets worse.
The police has received the following vital information via a contact at the hospital ambulance service and i also know this for a fact because my aunt's friend Bernice's daughter is a nurse at the VERY HOSPITAL where the footless victims are taken. The last time it happened the hospital received phone calls predicting when the NEXT victim would arrive. THE THING IS: THE PHONE CALLS WERE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOSPITAL! Please pass this on and do not open the door when you hear a crying kitten. CALL THE POLICE.
Bernice's daughter says that if they see a black car with no lights on, they are NOT to 'flash' or honk and keep your windows rolled up! Do not go to gas stations. If you do, Rove, or a member of his gang - might also be playing the tape of the kitten crying just in case they can entrap you for THEIR SICK AND SORDID SEXUAL GAMES!
And today is “No Love Thursday”:
Well, brothers and sisters, today is the first No Love Thursday I can attend in a very long time. I had planed on not going but my loving and kind bride informed me that she has a rock concert she will be attending. By attending, she means doing illegal drugs with rock stars back stage, hoping to get some compromising photos she can sell to the tabloids like; Teen Beat, Readers Digest, the Star, and Solider of Fortune. Hey, what do you expect, our student loans came due.
Since my flower will be indisposed, I am planning on going to my favorite bar and enjoying a few fermented hops (I am staying away from the distilled liquors) with the local indigenous population. Truth be known, I would rather be enjoying a quite evening at home with my sex kitten, but that sadly is not in the cards for me.
Doomed I say:
I have a shit load of work to do today and very little will in which to do it. So, as a result very little wit and wisdom emanating from yours truly. On Friday, I am off to Indy to visit with the medical professionals who put the dead mans parts into my knee. I am glad to be making this trip, because the fucker has been hurting like hell.
Mrs. JQP thinks it may stem form the fact that I am taking very few pain pills and over doing it on a regular basis. I say, Piss on that, I am no pussy. At times stupid and stubborn, but no pussy. The plus side of the trip down to the states capital, besides driving in Race Traffic (its NASCAR time in Indy) is that we hope to visit a few friends and eat someplace nice. Anyway, it will be nice to spend some time with my flower.
Teachers in the News:
BEND, Ore. - A state board voted to publicly reprimand a Central Linn High School teacher and football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of several student athletes.
The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission Wednesday placed Scott Reed on two years' probation. Details of the case and censure will go on the commission Web site and be sent to all Oregon school districts and to departments of education nationwide. Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance. Reed agreed to "stipulated facts" that included him licking blood from wounds on a track team member's knee, a football player's arm, and a high school student's hand.
It was not clear why he licked the wounds.
The Linn County Sheriff's Office investigated the case last year. No charges were filed. Sheriff Dave Burright called the behavior "bizarre" but not criminal, since the contact wasn't forced.
Two students who reported licking incidents and another who witnessed an incident said it seemed that Reed was "just joking around." Reed, a science teacher, resigned this spring as a track coach but remains the school's dean of students and head football coach. The state sanctions virtually duplicated those imposed by the school district.
I remain, nose to the grind stone:
JQP artist, poet & sage
(This photo is taken during an FBI undercover sting operation focused on S&M type homosexual activities being performed on pages in the restrooms of the Capital building, notice the beady little eyes, that have been said to dart, and the short stubby fingers. Ladies and Gentleman, this is the face of the enemy. If you encounter him or any members of his “gang” do not approach them, immediately contact local law enforcement with your information. He and those traveling with him, have been known to resort to violence with no provocation.)
Dobbs writes: This was forwarded to me by a friend, Joan, who works at the stationary shop in Hillsdale Mall, San Mateo, California. Joan doesn't know if it's true or not but, I'm passing it along to you. Wemight see this on the CNN tomorrow... as totally true or a hoax but...YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE. "Joan just told me that her friend, Alice, (who also works at theHillsdale Mall in San Mateo, California) said that she heard a kitten crying loudly on her porch TWO nights before last. She said the kitten sounded hungry and scared, and she thought it was WEIRD. She was going to check on it, but then she decided to call the police. Glad she did because the police told her "whatever you do, do NOT open the front door." Alice then told Joan that the kitten's cries had gotten fainter, and she was worried that it would wander to the busy street and get run over, possibly by a car! So she called the police again and they said, "we sent someone to your house. but PLEASE do not open the door." He told her, "it's a PLOY. if you open the door YOU WILL DIE."
Apparently the police says that Karl Rove has a kitten's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone left a kitten outside. When a woman goes outside to check, she is murdered in a manner so vile, then her body defiled so ghoulishly, it defies description! THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED TWICE. In Toledo and Mt.Pleasant. It has not been verified, but the police say that Rove then drives around in black sedan with other staff members, with the women tied upin the trunk. The cars lights ARE NOT ON. This is ON PURPOSE. The first person who 'flashes' them or honks their horn at them – has to be followed by the newest staff member in their car – who has to shoot them dead!
When someone is shot, a pair of shoes, laced together, are thrown over a powerline to mark the place of death! IF THE SHOES ARE LOAFERS, THEY ARE INCINERATED ON THE SPOT AND THEASHES ARE FED TO GEESE WHO ARE THEN EATEN AND DEVOURED BY THE GANG. Apparently for Rove, these initiation tasks must be carried out by newstaff members in order to be admitted into "Rove's gang." Hospital staff who have seen the victims say that they all had their feet chopped off, taken as proof of the kill and presented to Rove back at their fort. (this could explain why you see more women than usual who are missing feet - ALTHOUGH MANY ARE TOO ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT)
Sometimes Rove's black car would pull up to a light, and if you stop next to them, they will roll down the window and throw a towel soaked in fuel that has been wrapped in aluminum. A fire cracker is attached to the foil. when the firecracker goes off, the rag catches fire, the foil explodes - causing mayhem in your car! Rove calls this ROVEBALL,and it's caused a half dozen deaths in the midwest. KEEP YOUR WINDOWS ROLLED UP, EVEN IN THE SUMMER.
Also, my friend Mary was getting some gas and when she tried to go back to her car the man working at thegas station starting yelling at her and saying she did not pay! When she went back in to argue, the man told her he just wanted to get herback in because he saw a strange man crawling into the backseat of hercar. That strange man was Karl Rove. The attendant locked all the doors and called the cops.WITNESSES SAY THERE WERE DEEP SCRATCHES ON THE CAR DOOR THAT MAY HAVE BEEN MADE BY A HOOK. WAIT: it gets worse.
The police has received the following vital information via a contact at the hospital ambulance service and i also know this for a fact because my aunt's friend Bernice's daughter is a nurse at the VERY HOSPITAL where the footless victims are taken. The last time it happened the hospital received phone calls predicting when the NEXT victim would arrive. THE THING IS: THE PHONE CALLS WERE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOSPITAL! Please pass this on and do not open the door when you hear a crying kitten. CALL THE POLICE.
Bernice's daughter says that if they see a black car with no lights on, they are NOT to 'flash' or honk and keep your windows rolled up! Do not go to gas stations. If you do, Rove, or a member of his gang - might also be playing the tape of the kitten crying just in case they can entrap you for THEIR SICK AND SORDID SEXUAL GAMES!
And today is “No Love Thursday”:
Well, brothers and sisters, today is the first No Love Thursday I can attend in a very long time. I had planed on not going but my loving and kind bride informed me that she has a rock concert she will be attending. By attending, she means doing illegal drugs with rock stars back stage, hoping to get some compromising photos she can sell to the tabloids like; Teen Beat, Readers Digest, the Star, and Solider of Fortune. Hey, what do you expect, our student loans came due.
Since my flower will be indisposed, I am planning on going to my favorite bar and enjoying a few fermented hops (I am staying away from the distilled liquors) with the local indigenous population. Truth be known, I would rather be enjoying a quite evening at home with my sex kitten, but that sadly is not in the cards for me.
Doomed I say:
I have a shit load of work to do today and very little will in which to do it. So, as a result very little wit and wisdom emanating from yours truly. On Friday, I am off to Indy to visit with the medical professionals who put the dead mans parts into my knee. I am glad to be making this trip, because the fucker has been hurting like hell.
Mrs. JQP thinks it may stem form the fact that I am taking very few pain pills and over doing it on a regular basis. I say, Piss on that, I am no pussy. At times stupid and stubborn, but no pussy. The plus side of the trip down to the states capital, besides driving in Race Traffic (its NASCAR time in Indy) is that we hope to visit a few friends and eat someplace nice. Anyway, it will be nice to spend some time with my flower.
Teachers in the News:
BEND, Ore. - A state board voted to publicly reprimand a Central Linn High School teacher and football coach for licking the bleeding wounds of several student athletes.
The Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission Wednesday placed Scott Reed on two years' probation. Details of the case and censure will go on the commission Web site and be sent to all Oregon school districts and to departments of education nationwide. Reed must attend a class on the risks of blood-borne pathogens within the next two months and furnish the commission with written verification of his attendance. Reed agreed to "stipulated facts" that included him licking blood from wounds on a track team member's knee, a football player's arm, and a high school student's hand.
It was not clear why he licked the wounds.
The Linn County Sheriff's Office investigated the case last year. No charges were filed. Sheriff Dave Burright called the behavior "bizarre" but not criminal, since the contact wasn't forced.
Two students who reported licking incidents and another who witnessed an incident said it seemed that Reed was "just joking around." Reed, a science teacher, resigned this spring as a track coach but remains the school's dean of students and head football coach. The state sanctions virtually duplicated those imposed by the school district.
I remain, nose to the grind stone:
JQP artist, poet & sage
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