Friday, March 11, 2005

Digg'en deep in a trench of shit:

Your Thought for the Day:

The Story of the Gator and the Deer
The moral to this story is: sometimes you’re the deer and sometimes you’re the gator. Thx to Eye for the pic.

Your Drinks for the Weekend:

“I Knew She was a Psycho” Drink Recipe

Drink Ingredients:
8 cl. Orange Juice
8 cl. Pineapple Juice
2 cl. Grenadine
2 cl. Galliano
4 cl. Bacardi Light Rum

Instruction:
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into glass Decorate with slice of Orange, Pineapple and a red Cocktail cherry. Mix in a Pint Glass


“Afghanistan Tour” Drink Recipe

Drink Ingredients:
4 oz. Vodka
4 oz. Rum
1 can Root Beer

Instruction:
Just pour to taste and enjoy. Mix in a Pint Glass

Your Toast for the Weekend:

May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
but never catch up.

Your Greek God/Myth for the day:

Electra: Daughter of Agamemnon and Clytemnestra. After her mother and Aegisthus murdered Agamemnon, Electra, eager for revenge, longed only for the return of her brother, Orestes. The reunion and vengeance of the brother and sister were dramatized by the three great tragedians Aeschylus, Sophocles, and Euripides. However, only in the work of Euripides did Electra take an active part in the killing of Clytemnestra. It is said that she later married Pylades, Orestes’ friend, and bore him two sons.

One of the Pleiades. She was the daughter of Atlas and Pleione and mother by Zeus of Dardanus, the founder of what was to become the house of Troy. According to one legend she was the lost Pleiad, disappearing in grief after the destruction of Troy.
After Hesiod, a sea nymph, daughter of Oceanus and Tethys and mother by Thaumus of Iris, the rainbow, and the Harpies.

Your Fun Site for the Day:

Dig this Daddio:
Fun site, for the day
the fog! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen!
Moloch in whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in
Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch! industries! spectral nations!
invincible mad houses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs! Dreams! adorations!
illuminations! religions! the whole gone down the stoops off fire escapes off
windowsills yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and shocks
of hospitals and jails and wars, Synagogue cast

You to can write like Ginsburg and the rest of the “beat poets”…. http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Ramble/howl.cgi

Your Bill for the Day:

A plague o' both your houses!"
--From Romeo and Juliet (III, i, 94)

Your Quote for the Day:
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
Don Wood


I remain, buried up to my round ass in paper work with a 10:00 am deadline, later…

JQP CPA