Your Friday Joke of the Day:

Drunks can be inventive:

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed."What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests asked."It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied."

A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend."Yup," replied the drunk."How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it."Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"

JQP