Luck of the Irish:

Let me buy you a Drink:
Yesterday in Belfast thieves took the families of two top bankers’ hostage and forced the bosses to help them steal more than $39 million from the vaults of the bank’s main office. Police are reported to be looking for a group of very drunk Irishmen buying beer for everyone at the pub with hundred Euro Notes, seems this is a common tactic and has proven reliable in the past. Local authorities blame it on the recent release of Oceans 11, saying that movies like that just put bad ideas in young people’s minds.

JQP