Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Breaking Hoosier News:

This just in from the Mitch Daniels Command Bunker (MDCB) deep under downtown Indianapolis, Governor Elect Daniels is accepting suggestions for the new state motto. Following is a brief list of current suggestions:

Indiana—The Mississippi of the North

Indiana -- Where the women give a whole new meaning to the term "broads."

Indiana--Leading America in being just east of Illinois

Indiana--The smell of pig shit tells you you're home.

Indiana---we're not all like the guy in Hammond who buries people in his basement. He was from Illinois.

Indiana--Home of Tom Raper's RV

Indiana—Almost Seventy Years Without A Klan Governor

Indiana--Aren't we awesome in "Temple of Doom"? Oh, wait...

Indiana---Where time stands still, because we can't figure out this crazy day light savings thing.

Source: Fox News, Indianapolis Star and The Hoosier Gazette