Happy Labor Day, Comrades:

Hug a Teamster today:

Eight-Hour Day
Five-Day Workweek
Health Insurance
Good Pensions
Paid Sick Leave
Higher Wages
Overtime Pay
Job Safety
Paid Holidays
Job Security
Severance Pay
Paid Vacations
Family and Medical Leave

The preceding benefits were brought to you by the working women and men of America's unions, who won them at the bargaining table and set the standard for all working families.

Until the revolution, I remain:

JQP esq.