Friday, June 15, 2007

Your Drinks for the Weekend:

tray guy

The Dirty Shirt and Soiled Thong:

Ingredients:
1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz Malibu rum
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/4 oz Pineapple juice

Mixing instructions:
Shake ingredients in a mixing tin filled with ice cubes. Strain into a rocks glass. Effective with female recent college grads (and in the term effective, one should take the title largely into count). “I’ll have a Sapphire and Tonic, Tiffany wants a D Squared T”

The Rugby Rambo Shot

Ingredients:
1/2 oz Jägermeister
1/2 oz Rumple Minze

Mixing instructions:
Served chilled, I prefer mine presented in a dirty astray that has been thoroughly wiped out with a tainted raw pork chop wrapped in Tiffany’s thong, then again that’s how I roll.

Bottoms (or your choice of any other part of you body) up!

JQP esq.