Simon says…
Since I am A) I am hung-over B) I got into a fight with the Mrs. JQP and C) I have nothing to say, I leave you in the capable hands of Rick and AJ, to start your weekend.
JQP
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 2:20 AM
Friday, July 28, 2006
Since I am A) I am hung-over B) I got into a fight with the Mrs. JQP and C) I have nothing to say, I leave you in the capable hands of Rick and AJ, to start your weekend.
JQP
About Me
- Name: John Q. Public esq.
- Location: North by Northeast, Indiana, United States
About me, I am a normal kind of guy, the kind of guy at the office that you would go to lunch with, or ask to drop you off at the shop so you could pick up your car. I look normal, I act normal, I live in a very normal neighborhood, in a very normal city and need I say it, in a very normal state. I am given to humming theme music from old TV series. I enjoy making animals from play-dough, I part my hair down the middle, have numerous affairs with wonderful women (nasty girls need loving to). As for looks, I am singularly handsome, and a sharp dresser, I work out on my bow-flex 30 times a day, for up to one minute. I have several advanced degrees, all from medical schools in the Bahamas, and I consider underarm hair a turn on.
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