Your Drinks for the Weekend:

The Knickerbocker Knocker

Drink Ingredients
1.5 oz. Orange Juice
0.75 oz. Midori
0.75 oz. Peach Schnapps
0.5 oz. Creme de Banana
0.75 oz. Sweet & Sour mix
1.5 oz. Cranberry juice

Instruction
Shake all but Creme de Banana with ice and strain into cocktail glass. Top with creme de banana.

Monkey Cum

Drink Ingredients
3/4 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1/4 shot Butterscotch Schnapps

Instruction
Fill shot glass about 3/4 full with Bailey's Irish Cream. Perfection is not necessary with this drink. Fill rest of way with Butterscotch Schnapps.

Bloody Smurf

Drink Ingredients
1 1/2 oz. Blueberry Schnapps
8 oz. Cranberry juice

Instruction
Pour schnapps into glass filled with ice. Add cranberry juice and stir.

Enjoy, I know I will.

JQP esq.