Your all Invited:
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
Oscar Wilde
Your presence is requested at the
“Second Annual Large Scale Birthday Celebration”
In honor of:
Mrs. JQP
Den Mother, Patron of the Arts and of course
Diva Par Excellence.
This year’s party promises once again to be the most talked about social event of the season. You and your guest will find yourself in the company of Media Giants, Exotic Entertainers, Captains of Industry, Intellectuals, War Heroes, Public Safety Professionals, and Intrepid Explorers of the Land, Sea and Air, also Representatives of the Law Enforcement, Health and Human Services Fields, Poets Laureate, Convicted Felons, a few Bolsheviks and a Gypsy or two.
All as your captivating Hostess Mrs. JQP leads you on a night of quick witted repartee and celebration, while dinning on the finest Macedonian cuisine, distilled grains and fermented hops, available on Old Decatur Road. All this and more awaits you!
Hours of this celebration from Saturday May 20th 2006 Year of Our Lord starting at 4:00 pm until 3:00 am, or until the last person falls. 21 and over only, Gifts (large sums of US legal tender) and full frontal nudity while encouraged are optional. Attendees are responsible for their own bar and/or food tabs, Cash and Checks only. Not responsible for accident or injury.
XXXXXXX XXX
XXXX XXXX XXXX
Fort Wayne, Indiana 46819
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Directions: Heading south out of town on XX (the bad side of town), pick-up Old XXXXXXX Road behind XXXXX’s Grocery. Drive though two lights, (Pettit and Paulding Roads), you will pass a Buddhist Temple on the right, followed by another one on the left, then the Jewish Cemetery on the right, after that is XXXXXXXXX XXX (it looks like a place where Steel Workers and Bikers would drink), it sits on the left (East) side of the road. If you hit XXXXXXXX you have gone to far, turn around and try again. I you miss it a third time, you’re not to sharp, call, and someone will gladly assist you. There is no more multicultural drive to a bar in town.
Remember: If nothing else, the drive is a celebration of our multi-cultural community.
Oscar Wilde
Your presence is requested at the
“Second Annual Large Scale Birthday Celebration”
In honor of:
Mrs. JQP
Den Mother, Patron of the Arts and of course
Diva Par Excellence.
This year’s party promises once again to be the most talked about social event of the season. You and your guest will find yourself in the company of Media Giants, Exotic Entertainers, Captains of Industry, Intellectuals, War Heroes, Public Safety Professionals, and Intrepid Explorers of the Land, Sea and Air, also Representatives of the Law Enforcement, Health and Human Services Fields, Poets Laureate, Convicted Felons, a few Bolsheviks and a Gypsy or two.
All as your captivating Hostess Mrs. JQP leads you on a night of quick witted repartee and celebration, while dinning on the finest Macedonian cuisine, distilled grains and fermented hops, available on Old Decatur Road. All this and more awaits you!
Hours of this celebration from Saturday May 20th 2006 Year of Our Lord starting at 4:00 pm until 3:00 am, or until the last person falls. 21 and over only, Gifts (large sums of US legal tender) and full frontal nudity while encouraged are optional. Attendees are responsible for their own bar and/or food tabs, Cash and Checks only. Not responsible for accident or injury.
XXXXXXX XXX
XXXX XXXX XXXX
Fort Wayne, Indiana 46819
Phone: XXX-XXXX
Directions: Heading south out of town on XX (the bad side of town), pick-up Old XXXXXXX Road behind XXXXX’s Grocery. Drive though two lights, (Pettit and Paulding Roads), you will pass a Buddhist Temple on the right, followed by another one on the left, then the Jewish Cemetery on the right, after that is XXXXXXXXX XXX (it looks like a place where Steel Workers and Bikers would drink), it sits on the left (East) side of the road. If you hit XXXXXXXX you have gone to far, turn around and try again. I you miss it a third time, you’re not to sharp, call, and someone will gladly assist you. There is no more multicultural drive to a bar in town.
Remember: If nothing else, the drive is a celebration of our multi-cultural community.
RSVP Regrets only, in person or call: XXX-XXXX
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 2:04 AM
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