Rachael Ray: Food Slut for my Loving

Sweet, Train Wreck of a Food Network host? I can hear that annoying laugh of hers ringing in my ears right now.


Some girls in band camp played with flutes. Miss Ray however developed a oral fixation and a taste for sweet dark chocolate.


She always struck me has that woman they talk about in the feminine hygiene commercials, you know the one with the wetness problem.


I make my own stuffing.


Bad, Bad, Bad, girl. It’s true they all just need to be spanked, again and again.

Bon Appetite,

JQP