Your are the Wind beneath my Wings:
Thought for the Day:
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
While born with out legs, Paul eventually found group acceptance as a spiritual guide for young ladies who dress in black, read Emily Dickason and listen to Dead Can Dance.
His un-prescribed use of GHB and Fleet Enemas, among his followers however lead to his eventual downfall as a community college cult leader. His subsequent prison term affected Paul so much that to this day he suffers from an unnatural fear of showers and public restrooms.
In the news:
Tom Delay celebrates his winning of the Texas Republican Primary with long term companion Buck Smith, whose special effects wizardry can be seen in the Hollywood block buster “Broke Back Mountain”. Which goes to prove what I have often said about Texas.
In a candid interview at his compound outside of Kendallville, Indiana, Congressman Mark Souder states he wants a tougher line against insurgents in Iraq and will introduce a bill ok’ing the use of carpet bombing and napalm, stating “…it’s not like they are White Christians or anything”. Please note that Mr. Souder was a draft dodger when his number was called during the Vietnam War.
Indiana Gov. Mitch “the slayer-midget” Daniels, announced a very expensive ad campaign to convince residents of this great state that selling off public assets is a good thing, particularly since it will give his administration 2.5 billion dollars to pad the pockets of his cabal.
Party Planning:
An observance of Saint Patrick’s Day is being planed in the Capital of this Great State, for Friday next. The day when the Prots get to play at being Irish-Catholic. Come party with the bloggers you love to hate in this celebration of what it truly means to be an Irish-Hoosiers , Irish-American, White-Trash, or a German tourist for the day (Note: no Buckeyes, even we have limits).
With an 8am start time and pockets full of money, the chosen will begin a pub-crawl that will set the gold standard for all pub crawls to come. RSVP’s are being accepted, watch this space for further details. Remember, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your with. Good luck, we are all counting on you.
Your Bill for the Day:
"Here's ado to lock up honesty
And honor from th' access of gentle visitors."
From The Winter's Tale (II, ii, 9-11)
Quote of the Day:
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
James Joyce
I remain much like a kindly tick feeding on your misgivings:
JQP esq.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
While born with out legs, Paul eventually found group acceptance as a spiritual guide for young ladies who dress in black, read Emily Dickason and listen to Dead Can Dance.
His un-prescribed use of GHB and Fleet Enemas, among his followers however lead to his eventual downfall as a community college cult leader. His subsequent prison term affected Paul so much that to this day he suffers from an unnatural fear of showers and public restrooms.
In the news:
Tom Delay celebrates his winning of the Texas Republican Primary with long term companion Buck Smith, whose special effects wizardry can be seen in the Hollywood block buster “Broke Back Mountain”. Which goes to prove what I have often said about Texas.
In a candid interview at his compound outside of Kendallville, Indiana, Congressman Mark Souder states he wants a tougher line against insurgents in Iraq and will introduce a bill ok’ing the use of carpet bombing and napalm, stating “…it’s not like they are White Christians or anything”. Please note that Mr. Souder was a draft dodger when his number was called during the Vietnam War.
Indiana Gov. Mitch “the slayer-midget” Daniels, announced a very expensive ad campaign to convince residents of this great state that selling off public assets is a good thing, particularly since it will give his administration 2.5 billion dollars to pad the pockets of his cabal.
Party Planning:
An observance of Saint Patrick’s Day is being planed in the Capital of this Great State, for Friday next. The day when the Prots get to play at being Irish-Catholic. Come party with the bloggers you love to hate in this celebration of what it truly means to be an Irish-Hoosiers , Irish-American, White-Trash, or a German tourist for the day (Note: no Buckeyes, even we have limits).
With an 8am start time and pockets full of money, the chosen will begin a pub-crawl that will set the gold standard for all pub crawls to come. RSVP’s are being accepted, watch this space for further details. Remember, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your with. Good luck, we are all counting on you.
Your Bill for the Day:
"Here's ado to lock up honesty
And honor from th' access of gentle visitors."
From The Winter's Tale (II, ii, 9-11)
Quote of the Day:
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
James Joyce
I remain much like a kindly tick feeding on your misgivings:
JQP esq.
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 2:20 AM
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