She-Goddess and her Joke for a Monday:

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant.

Cheney orders the heart-healthy salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey, could I have a quickie?"

The waitress is horrified.

"Mr. President," she says,
"I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see how false that was."

And she marches off in a huff.

Cheney leanes over and says,
"George, it's pronounced 'quiche.'"


Well Done! she who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men...

JQP