Happy Birthday Jesus:
I type to you dear reader after spending the morning recovering from frost bite and exposure that I got while enjoying the company of the “men-folk” who are members of this primitive tribal band of Celts that I call my family.
Yes, we spent the morning out hunting, or as you know I like to call it “freezing my ass off-while armed”, during which time a bunch of half drunk men shoot their latest semi-automatic assault weapons at anything that moves (my family is big on Christmas gifts to ourselves if in involves firearms, HDTVs, motorcycles, or bass-boats) this is my gene-pool. But, they are good people and my God these folks can cook. And best off there were no hunting accidents this year, we did however drink a round or two to Uncle Pat, God-Bless his soul…
I will fill you in on much more later, subjects include why Karaoke and family events is a bad idea, Bluegrass music and Jazz, Rednecks with PhDs, Why women should not be allowed to drink the “JQP”, how to estimate the amount of liquor a large Irish-Catholic family can consume in a four hour period. Law Enforcement, and why you should not bet everyone that you can field strip an M-16 blind folded in under 30 seconds. This and much more awaits… however, just stopping by for a change of clothes and off yet tonight for the UP, as if it isn’t cold enough here.
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment,and after some small talk,they retired to his bedroom and made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,"So...you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."
Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?"And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Danish."
Now thats was a cute one to share at the family dinner table with grandma and grandpa...
Merry Merry etc...
JQP
Yes, we spent the morning out hunting, or as you know I like to call it “freezing my ass off-while armed”, during which time a bunch of half drunk men shoot their latest semi-automatic assault weapons at anything that moves (my family is big on Christmas gifts to ourselves if in involves firearms, HDTVs, motorcycles, or bass-boats) this is my gene-pool. But, they are good people and my God these folks can cook. And best off there were no hunting accidents this year, we did however drink a round or two to Uncle Pat, God-Bless his soul…
I will fill you in on much more later, subjects include why Karaoke and family events is a bad idea, Bluegrass music and Jazz, Rednecks with PhDs, Why women should not be allowed to drink the “JQP”, how to estimate the amount of liquor a large Irish-Catholic family can consume in a four hour period. Law Enforcement, and why you should not bet everyone that you can field strip an M-16 blind folded in under 30 seconds. This and much more awaits… however, just stopping by for a change of clothes and off yet tonight for the UP, as if it isn’t cold enough here.
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment,and after some small talk,they retired to his bedroom and made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,"So...you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."
Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?"And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman again.
Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Danish."
Now thats was a cute one to share at the family dinner table with grandma and grandpa...
Merry Merry etc...
JQP
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 5:07 PM
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