Your Drinks for the Holiday Weekend:

Aussie Screw-up Cooler Recipe
Ingredients
Ice cubes
15 ml (squeezed) Lemon Juice
20 ml Triple Sec
glass (Fill With) 7-Up
40 ml Coconut Rum
50 ml Orange Juice

Directions
Pour all ingredients (except 7-up) into shaker with ice. Shake well. Strain into a Highball glass filled with ice and top up with 7-Up. Garnish with a slice of lemon and a spiral of orange peel. Serve with a straw. Best if drank by a hot co-ed with B-Cups in a miniskirt, while being held upside down.

Kokomo Joe Recipe
Ingredients
1 oz Banana Liqueur
1 oz White Rum
½ oz Cheap vodka
5 oz Orange Juice
3 oz Pina Colada Mix

Directions
Combine ingredients with one cup of crushed ice in a blender. Blend until smooth. Pour into a hurricane glass, garnish with a slice of orange, and serve. I had 9 of these one morning at the Hip-Hugger in Kokomo, Indiana. I would recommend both the stip bar and the drink.

JQP’s a Pimp Cocktail Recipe
Ingredients
2 oz Dark Eyes Vodka
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Peach Schnapps
5 oz Sunny Delight

Directions
Pour ingredients into a highball glass, stir, and serve. I love this shit, but after 12 or so I want to puke my asshole up. Warning: do not chase this with white wine and shots of Jaeger.


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All my best,

JQP esq.