Sunday, June 18, 2006

Father’s Day:

bear pit
(I am a Mitchum Man.)

Four Things our fathers never told us:

That somewhere in our late 30’s we would have to start getting up in the middle of the night to piss.

That hair, falls from the head and takes root in the ears, back and ass.

The sometimes it is better to pick up the remote and see what’s on ESPN/The History Channel than it is to try to get a hard-on and screw the wife.

That our sex drive will drop off noticeably and we would find it as a great relief.