Bugger Off, ye bastards bugger off:
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
...sorry about the lack of posts, lets just say there is a long hard story to tell and tell it I shall, it has a bit of everything:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Tent City
naked Mexican midgets and pipe dreams
erotic dancers
kilt sales
rugby players
a trip to ER and the term AMA
care of gunshot wounds
an Asian pedicure and toe shaving
People of fine breeding and trust funds
drinking dirty water with evangelicals
modern art and Kim Chee cocktails
American Patriots and the dangers of Craigslist
Dental hygiene
drunk co-ed girls in foreign lands
a Roman orgy with Norse Gods
pudding pops
skills in knife fighting and knot tying
flower arrangements and ship board entertainment
the import-export business
trained farm animals and bio-fuel
the NCAA
ads in free newspapers and the WTO
Bush Sr. and low cost candles
a Ugandan orphanage
free shots with several MBA candidates
10W30 motor oil
Zippo lighters and used condoms
stolen State Dept. laptop computers
a group of highly trained South African commandos
7 oz. of woman sweat in a bucket seat
two Japanese sex toy catalogs
wet t-shirt contestants in a used Pentecostal church bus
interlocking fields of fire and the proper ranging of the M203
a 72 hour involuntary commitment and the the Good Year Blimp
finger nail clippings and voodoo
NPR
eating black beans with Colombians
...and crimes against human nature.
Thought for the Day:
A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood. Irish proverb
I would like to dedicate today and most of tomorrow to you my friends, drink in memory of me this fine day, I a humble man, who’s sage like tales and clear vision have had a dramatic impact on the person you are today.
Your Drinks for the Day:(Going with an Irish Theme)
Irish Snack Food:
1 shot each Bushmills, John Powers, Tullamore Dew, (repeat if nessary)
Three Square Meals:
3 Pints of Guinness (you may substitute 6 Harp’s, which is my personal preference, it is after all a feast day.)
Today's Bill:
"Thou art a votary to fond desire."From The Two Gentlemen of Verona (I, i, 52)
Quote of the Day:
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
I remain, responsible for the cultural stereotypes associated with the Irish:
John Q. O'Public
...sorry about the lack of posts, lets just say there is a long hard story to tell and tell it I shall, it has a bit of everything:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Tent City
naked Mexican midgets and pipe dreams
erotic dancers
kilt sales
rugby players
a trip to ER and the term AMA
care of gunshot wounds
an Asian pedicure and toe shaving
People of fine breeding and trust funds
drinking dirty water with evangelicals
modern art and Kim Chee cocktails
American Patriots and the dangers of Craigslist
Dental hygiene
drunk co-ed girls in foreign lands
a Roman orgy with Norse Gods
pudding pops
skills in knife fighting and knot tying
flower arrangements and ship board entertainment
the import-export business
trained farm animals and bio-fuel
the NCAA
ads in free newspapers and the WTO
Bush Sr. and low cost candles
a Ugandan orphanage
free shots with several MBA candidates
10W30 motor oil
Zippo lighters and used condoms
stolen State Dept. laptop computers
a group of highly trained South African commandos
7 oz. of woman sweat in a bucket seat
two Japanese sex toy catalogs
wet t-shirt contestants in a used Pentecostal church bus
interlocking fields of fire and the proper ranging of the M203
a 72 hour involuntary commitment and the the Good Year Blimp
finger nail clippings and voodoo
NPR
eating black beans with Colombians
...and crimes against human nature.
Thought for the Day:
A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood. Irish proverb
I would like to dedicate today and most of tomorrow to you my friends, drink in memory of me this fine day, I a humble man, who’s sage like tales and clear vision have had a dramatic impact on the person you are today.
Your Drinks for the Day:(Going with an Irish Theme)
Irish Snack Food:
1 shot each Bushmills, John Powers, Tullamore Dew, (repeat if nessary)
Three Square Meals:
3 Pints of Guinness (you may substitute 6 Harp’s, which is my personal preference, it is after all a feast day.)
Today's Bill:
"Thou art a votary to fond desire."From The Two Gentlemen of Verona (I, i, 52)
Quote of the Day:
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
I remain, responsible for the cultural stereotypes associated with the Irish:
John Q. O'Public
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 4:20 AM
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