The Sleeper as Awoken:
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
The Dhammapada
(Since it’s a holiday weekend here in the center of universe (the USA for all you beady eyed foreign types), I was thinking that the Rat Pack would do nicely as this weekends mascot.)
Today is NLT:
Both My Flower and I are off work tomorrow and will not return until Tuesday. Due to this fact, chance of drinking to excess in observance of the Holy Orders of No-Love-Thursday is close to 98%. Consider this your "Call to Arms!", fellow travelers, smart asses, condescending pricks, Stars of the inteligencia, cold nasty bitches, and those of you who just want to play act like one of the above for an evening of fun and collateral damage.
On the Days Ahead:
I have meetings all day long, I was hopping against hope to cut out early but the guards discovered my tunnel and after being mauled by specially trained Labrador Retrievers, I was retuned to my desk.
Both my Bride and I have nothing but rest and relaxation planed with the exception of BBG’s "ND Season Opener Party and Syrian Food Blow-Out". Other than that nothing, excepting some yard work. Some down time, to re-charge our batteries for what promises to be a rather challenging month ahead (more on that later). I wish you and yours a comfortable respite this Labor Day.
Your Drinks for the Week:
The Geneva Convention
Drink Ingredients
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Everclear
1/2 oz. Goldschlager
Instruction
Fill half a shaker with ice. Add the ingredients. Shake. Strain into a cocktail glass.
The Ginny
Drink Ingredients
1 cl. Lime
1 cl. Absolut Kurant
4 cl. Gin
Instruction
Stir with ice.
The Gin Aloha Lay
Drink Ingredients
1 tbs. Unsweetened Pineapple Juice
1 dash Orange Bitters
1 1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz. Gin
Instruction
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Your Mail Order Brides for the Week:
http://www.eastwestmatch.com/search.cfm?from=email&nick=lesya28
http://www.eastwestmatch.com/search.cfm?from=email&nick=Charm_lady
http://www.eastwestmatch.com/search.cfm?from=email&nick=kimchi
http://www.eastwestmatch.com/search.cfm?from=email&nick=julienne
http://www.eastwestmatch.com/search.cfm?from=email&nick=jannymany
Your Hairy Pitted Hippy of the Week:
Your Bill for the Day:
"Nothing can come of nothing: speak again."
From King Lear (I, i, 92)
Quote of Day:
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
I remain, much like Chlamydia for the Soul:
JQP esq.
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