Private thoughts of a Public Man

The comments thoughts and wisdom of a great man, sorry no free porn, but lots of dirty words

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

(Nobody makes baby stand in a corner.)

Granted...

(Nobody puts lipstick on my hog, but Mrs. JQP)

I remain the splinter in your dark, dark soul:

JQP

John Q. Public esq.: About me, I am a normal kind of guy, the kind of guy at the office that you would go to lunch with, or ask to drop you off at the shop so you could pick up your car. I look normal, I act normal, I live in a very normal neighborhood, in a very normal city and need I say it, in a very normal state. I am given to humming theme music from old TV series. I enjoy making animals from play-dough, I part my hair down the middle, have numerous affairs with wonderful women (nasty girls need loving to). As for looks, I am singularly handsome, and a sharp dresser, I work out on my bow-flex 30 times a day, for up to one minute. I have several advanced degrees, all from medical schools in the Bahamas, and I consider underarm hair a turn on.

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