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Monday, September 08, 2008

I am putting the Band back together:

..and am working part time up around South Bend selling Bibles and Cutco Knifes, other than that being poor sucks ass.

as always, I remain much like the sand in your bathing suit of your hopes:

JQP esq.

John Q. Public esq. at 4:20 AM

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John Q. Public esq.: About me, I am a normal kind of guy, the kind of guy at the office that you would go to lunch with, or ask to drop you off at the shop so you could pick up your car. I look normal, I act normal, I live in a very normal neighborhood, in a very normal city and need I say it, in a very normal state. I am given to humming theme music from old TV series. I enjoy making animals from play-dough, I part my hair down the middle, have numerous affairs with wonderful women (nasty girls need loving to). As for looks, I am singularly handsome, and a sharp dresser, I work out on my bow-flex 30 times a day, for up to one minute. I have several advanced degrees, all from medical schools in the Bahamas, and I consider underarm hair a turn on.

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Monday, September 08, 2008

I am putting the Band back together:

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