Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Racist against Texans:

A Indiana State Trooper pulls over two good ol’ boys from Texas

The cop walked up and tapped on the window
with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK!,"
the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Indiana , son," the trooper

"When we pull you over in the Hoosier state , you better have your
license ready by the time we get to your car.

"I'm sorry, officer!" the driver said, "Me ‘en my buddy here are from Crawford, Texas and don't know your laws here.

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives
the guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK!," the
trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd the holy-hell ‘ya do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because, I know you damn Texas people," the trooper says... "Two miles
down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that
asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"