Going Away Party:
Our House is for Sale:
From Tiny's Blog:
Flip Off....Er, Send Off Mr. And Mrs. John Q. Public. (Or, Full Frontal Nudity Welcome. No Checks Please.)
As you may have gleaned from an earlier post, Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public are leaving for Phoenix. SOOOOOOOOOooooo.......It's time for a going away party; AND the Final meeting of the original and official NLT crew, prior to our seven-figure syndication and franchising deal taking effect... And YOU"RE INVITED!
If I may quote from earlier invites to similar soirees.....
"You and your guest will find yourself in the company of Media Giants, Exotic Entertainers, Captains of Industry, Intellectuals, War Heroes, Public Safety Professionals, and Intrepid Explorers of the Land, Sea and Air; also Representatives of the Law Enforcement, Health and Human Services Fields, Poets Laureate, Convicted Felons, a few Bolsheviks and a Gypsy or two.(If you're not a member of one of these subsets, come anyway....we need some variety!)"
THIS SATURDAY
BEGINNING AT 6PM
AT THE MACEDONIAN ROADHOUSE
The Southtown Inn
6811 Old Decatur Road
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Phone: 447-9101
Heading south out of town on 27 (the bad side of town), pick up Old Decatur Road behind Scott's Grocery (the one with the giant cornucopia). Drive through two lights, (Pettit and Paulding Roads,) You will pass a Buddhist Temple on the right, followed by another one on the left, then the Jewish Cemetary on the right; after that is the Southtown Inn on the left (east) side of the road. If you hit Tillman you have gone too far, turn around and try again.Look for a bar that looks like a place where Steel Workers and Bikers would drink; that will be the nexus of the celebration.
Cash Money only...No Checks. No Debit Cards. No ATMs. Bring a little extra dough so you can take home some Macedonian pickled produce.
I know that we're having a No-Love Thursday on Saturday--consider it the exception that makes the rule...that's not to say that Thursday might not still find us at the mahogany bar, as well...but that's looking less and less like a viable option....
This promises to either be the social soiree of the year; or an opportunity for Bail Bondsmen in two counties to reap a healthy profit. Either way, you won't want to miss the fun!! And if you're reading this, consider yourself on the guest list. It's gonna be one of those kinds of parties. Wear your best pair of underwear. You just never know. Join us, won't you, Gentle Reader?
From Tiny's Blog:
Flip Off....Er, Send Off Mr. And Mrs. John Q. Public. (Or, Full Frontal Nudity Welcome. No Checks Please.)
As you may have gleaned from an earlier post, Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public are leaving for Phoenix. SOOOOOOOOOooooo.......It's time for a going away party; AND the Final meeting of the original and official NLT crew, prior to our seven-figure syndication and franchising deal taking effect... And YOU"RE INVITED!
If I may quote from earlier invites to similar soirees.....
"You and your guest will find yourself in the company of Media Giants, Exotic Entertainers, Captains of Industry, Intellectuals, War Heroes, Public Safety Professionals, and Intrepid Explorers of the Land, Sea and Air; also Representatives of the Law Enforcement, Health and Human Services Fields, Poets Laureate, Convicted Felons, a few Bolsheviks and a Gypsy or two.(If you're not a member of one of these subsets, come anyway....we need some variety!)"
THIS SATURDAY
BEGINNING AT 6PM
AT THE MACEDONIAN ROADHOUSE
The Southtown Inn
6811 Old Decatur Road
Fort Wayne, Indiana
Phone: 447-9101
Heading south out of town on 27 (the bad side of town), pick up Old Decatur Road behind Scott's Grocery (the one with the giant cornucopia). Drive through two lights, (Pettit and Paulding Roads,) You will pass a Buddhist Temple on the right, followed by another one on the left, then the Jewish Cemetary on the right; after that is the Southtown Inn on the left (east) side of the road. If you hit Tillman you have gone too far, turn around and try again.Look for a bar that looks like a place where Steel Workers and Bikers would drink; that will be the nexus of the celebration.
Cash Money only...No Checks. No Debit Cards. No ATMs. Bring a little extra dough so you can take home some Macedonian pickled produce.
I know that we're having a No-Love Thursday on Saturday--consider it the exception that makes the rule...that's not to say that Thursday might not still find us at the mahogany bar, as well...but that's looking less and less like a viable option....
This promises to either be the social soiree of the year; or an opportunity for Bail Bondsmen in two counties to reap a healthy profit. Either way, you won't want to miss the fun!! And if you're reading this, consider yourself on the guest list. It's gonna be one of those kinds of parties. Wear your best pair of underwear. You just never know. Join us, won't you, Gentle Reader?
posted by John Q. Public esq. at 2:20 AM
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